Yes, yet again there was no ne naw ne naw. The only difference this time was it wasn't me that needed it. It was my daughter. I was just there to keep her company in the back of the ambulance. We were sitting at the dinner table having our dinner (what else would we eat at a dinner table)(if it was the breakfast table it would be the breakfast table)(have I got a table in my house that changes its name depending on the meal?)Anyway, my daughter had made this lovely dinner for us and we had just sat down and started to eat when she got up and ran into the kitchen saying thump my back in a rather unusual voice. A bit like Darth Vadar/Dalek Master mixed together. You know what I mean. Anyway the outcome was no ne naw ne naw. She had choked on a king prawn and althopugh she puked her guts up there was still something stuck where it shouldn't be.
After a few hours we went home. They didn't really do anything to her. No X-Ray, no doctor examining her. Just looked at from afar.(Before i got on the ambulance I grabbed hold of my book and reading glasses. Remember I have had plenty of experience in this matter)
Today my daughter has vowed never ever never to eat king prawns ever again. (I think Paisley once said something along those lines towards Sinn Fein)
Because of all this we never got on the bus for our planned trip to some massive big hugemongus shopping centre in the south. It doesn't really matter. It saved me a load of money. Although I enjoy shopping there isn't really anything that I want at this particular moment.
Also today, I had a bit of a controtom with a large computer shop that goes by the name of------PC (not fix it) WORLD. Yes indeed folks, if you want your PC fixed keep well away from PC not fix it WORLD.
Here is the scenario. While i was away last month in Canada the PC at home ceased to function properly. My wife took it to PC not fix it WORLD to get it not fixed. For this pleasure they charged her £49.99 including VAT. She brought the PC home and set it up again. It nearly worked for a while. It was taken back to PC NOT FIX IT WORLD. This time they wanted between £30 & £50 pounds to not fix it .
I went in today with all the paperwork with me. I showed said papers to young guy at desk. I said what I had to say to him as pleasantly as possible.
Quote "You charged my wife nearly £50 to fix this PC. You have not fixed it. I want my wife's money back or you fix it."
Him "I didn't fix it sir"
Me " I know that. I am referring to PC WORLD"
He disappeared for a minute or 10 and came back.
Him " I have just spoken to the manager and he says he will refund your £50 as long as you buy the parts (costing between £30 & £50) We will then download and fix everything for you FREE of charge"
At this time I noticed that the manager never made a single appearence at the counter
I informed the young man that it didn't matter. At this point I told him how disappointed I was of the treatment my wife had been given by the company. I also informed him that I would take my PC home. i also informed him that I will buy a new PC. I also informed him that I will never buy a PC from PC World. (Don't forget folks, they charge you for NOT fixing your PC. I wonder if they don't charge you if they DO fix it?
Something else big happened today. We had to light the fire as it is so bloody cold. It is sooooo nice to be able to sit in the lounge next to a nice log fire.
Gotta go now. My programme is coming on. Robin and Marianne won't wait for me. The nasty old Sherriff might get hold of them. They need my support. I'm the guy who warns them when they have to look out behind them. You know what I mean.
At the same time as I am writing this have been bidding on a promo copy of the cd single that has been taken from the recently released Mick Jagger compilation album. Guess what? I have just been informed that I HAVE WON THE THING. For £10. Last month it was going for over £100. It pays to wait.
I will go now so that I can run round the room whooping and a wailing with sheer joy.
I am out of puff now. I forgot that I can't run anymore. It's a strange sensation to go round the room at a pace thinking that you are actually running. In future I will try starting a Mexican Wave. My wife and I would look so cool doing that. Just the 2 of us. Maybe when my daughter and son are here we could all do it. Somehow I don't think I can get the dogs trained to get involved. Besides, they don't like my taste in music.
Ta ta for now
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